FREEDOM DIES 1 JULY, 2014
June 12th, 2014 | by Eva Cripps
The first day of July, 2014 marks the final death of freedom in Queensland. After months of vilification, Government endorsed
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TRYING TIMES
June 5th, 2014 | by Boris
“O tempore! O mores!” the great Roman orator, Cicero, observed as he fed Lucius Sergius Catilina a plate full of
“HERE. HAVE A BAND-AID.”
June 2nd, 2014 | by Eva Cripps
People are fixated with fixing things. A motorcyclist will fix a brand new bike by replacing the fender eliminator with
MINISTER MULDER, YOU’RE A DICKHEAD
May 27th, 2014 | by Boris
I’m gonna get a bit sweary here. So if you’re all sensitive and Christian and shit, fuck off now and
WHAT ‘SUCCESS’, MR DEMPSEY?
May 21st, 2014 | by Eva Cripps
Nothing could possibly be more satisfying than achieving a desired goal. It doesn’t matter the context: an achievement is something
THE TRANSGRESSION OF THE HIPSTER
May 9th, 2014 | by Boris
It was only a matter of time before the vile Hipster turned his attention to my beloved motorcycling, spread wide its exclusive little hams with his freshly tattooed fingers, and jammed his horrid phallus deep into its hitherto private parts
HOW GOES THE REICH?
April 28th, 2014 | by Boris
I note that Reichsführer Newman and that capering jackanapes of an Attorney-General have not moved a single step back from their “All bikies, their mates, their families, their lawyers, their accountants and their employers, are criminal scum” position
ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL – Suzuki GSXR-1000 K6
April 16th, 2014 | by Nick Cruth
I think it’s best to begin by confessing I do enjoy the tunes of the John Butler Trio. But that
“PLEASE BE MY FRIEND”
March 14th, 2014 | by Eva Cripps
Queensland Premier, Campbell Newman, desperate to counteract his fast-waning popularity, and to escape the scathing criticism of his compatriots, recently headed to New York, to seek solace and comfort in the arms of famed Police Commissioner, Bill Bratton
