August 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Was that really necessary? I know we don’t have all that much time left together but sending everyone
July 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Dwarf Puta, I have not given you permission to retire. How can you possibly imagine I would? Of course
July 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Old Mumbu, That was a great race, huh? Of course, I make the very good win because I am
June 29th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Dwarf Puta, You have probably heard by now – if noise carries that far down haha! – that I
June 18th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, You want to be crawling in here on your scabby knees, your eyes downcast, and your crazy eyebrows
June 11th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, This is why you’re so very much mierda at what you do. No sooner had the ink dried
June 7th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How fancy was my footwork, you tired old bag of eyebrows? How much pasta can you now pound
June 4th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Who is your Spartan Sex-Daddy now, you grey-haired old holster for leaky horse-penises? I am. Go on. Say
May 28th, 2018 | by Boris
Ciao George, We live in the interesting times, yes? Ha ha! And by we, I mean you. And because we
May 20th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, What is wrong with these stupid Frenchians? Why are they all running around with their culottes around their