Published on March 11th, 2015 | by Boris
SJS SMART START CHARGER – BEST THING EVER
Finally, the Road Gods have answered the prayers of their suffering acolytes.
I have lost count of the times when I have stared in blank despair at a charge-compromised motorcycle and wished some bastard somewhere would invent a thing that could jump-start it. Then I went and stole a truck battery, or made my hungover mates push me up and down deserted streets until they died or the bike started.
Relax, brothers. Thou shalt have to push me no more, for Kenma (hallowed be its name) has caused the SJS Smart Start Charger to be available and to be portable enough for you to carry down the front of your pants or in your girlfriend’s handbag.
There are three types available – a 400Amp ($109), a 500Amp ($139) and 600Amp ($199) which will jump-start a truck. They froth with Lithium Polymer technology, just like spaceships and come with USB cables and interface adaptors. They can also be used to charge Smartphones, GoPros and quite possibly even torture terrorists for information while you baptise them with electrical freedom.
They are available at any good motorcycle dealer, and if they’re not tell him to get them and sell them to you. Then put the clamps on his man-boobs and make him whine.
Oh, and no, the phone is not included.