It is the hiss of the Spartan Mamba.
It is the war-cry of the Champion.
It is the latest Dear George haute couture, and your wardrobe (even if that wardrobe is a pile of stinking rags on the floor of your bedroom) is just not complete without it.
Buy two in case the Supermodels attack you and rip one to shreds.
Note: These are currently being printed and may take up to 3 weeks for delivery.