Published on April 9th, 2019 | by Boris
GREAT IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC CRAP IMAGES BY ME In which our hero demonstrates the insurmountable spirit extant in his soul, offers life-advice even where none is asked for, and shows a... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2019 | by Boris
GREAT IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAHIC CRAP IMAGES BY ME In which our hero demonstrates the efficacy of shit-magnetism, forced induction, old friendships, and how important the little things are – like seats... Read More →
Published on April 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Yelling Eskimo, You must be a little bit more calm, yes? Take the lesson from me and see how placido domingo and dignified I am when things do not go as expected. Of course, the... Read More →
Published on April 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC A ride on a new Honda Goldwing should not, by any objective expectation, become a savage, rain-lashed, corner-carving, fiend-fest. But mine did. It began prosaically enough, as these... Read More →
Published on March 31st, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero recounts some of the many conversations he has had with well-meaning chieftains, champions, and low-panted busy-bodies he has encountered in his travels. He has made selfless efforts to shine the light of... Read More →
Published on March 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear George, Oh God, why did it have to be like this? I could have just left with Dani and had sex with miniature supermodels. Instead I stayed. And I can hear that over-eyebrowed Dall’Igna bastard... Read More →
Published on March 20th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I did not ever want to communicate with you again, and to say the truth, it is hard to even see you down there from up on my throne as the Respola Suprema. But... Read More →
Published on March 19th, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero injects the Niken into a pool of masculinity so honourable it can only be viewed from afar by those who have not been to war. He then takes the Niken proper touring... Read More →
Published on March 15th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES OF THE STREET TWIN BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF THE STREET SCRAMBLER BY ME BECAUSE NICK WAS OFF SOMEWHERE Clearly, the instructions issued by the magnificent John Bloor to his Triumph... Read More →
Published on March 13th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Alberto, I give thanks to the Holy Mother you are an Eskimo! You know the fish. Your tribe eats the fish after the polar bear leaves them in his kaka for you. It is... Read More →
