Just So You Know
DER HELM
Published on November 3rd, 2018 | by Al
Al on living with the Schuberth R2 for six thousand kilometres... Read More →
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2018 MV AGUSTA F3 675RC – SEXY TIME
Published on November 3rd, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK ‘NO, I DO NOT HAVE A LENS THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE ROSSI’ EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC No-one builds sexier motorcycles than MV Agusta. What Massimo Tamburini created all those years ago... Read More →
Dear George
“El Spartano di Magnifico y Poderoso y Glorioso will ride the stupid Chinese circuit in Melanesia like an eagle who has the fins of a shark and the wings of an eagle!”
Published on November 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, The Mamba has returned! SSSSSSS-CHAH! El Spartano di Magnifico y Poderoso y Glorioso will ride the stupid Chinese circuit in Melanesia like an eagle who has the fins of a shark and the wings... Read More →
Dear George
“I will not miss seeing those stinking drunks leaning on the fence, covered in mud, holding fishing poles with rubber sex-organs attached to them, and screaming out stupid Stacey Coner’s name each time I ride past…”
Published on October 27th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, This is a very unsatisfactory hospital you have sent me to. Last night, I saw two prostitutes fighting savagely in the street. At first I thought it was the Criminal Redding and the golden... Read More →
Dear George
“Of course, the Criminal Redding is weak like a woman, but the shoulder of the Horse-Mouth is even weaker and made of cigarette ash, like pequeño Pedrosito, whose bones explode whenever a motorcycle engine starts!”
Published on October 23rd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Has that crazed Criminal Redding been dragged off to prison in chains yet? I am heavily armed and I will shoot to defend myself if he tries to touch me. But I will have... Read More →
UnbAlanced
PAPA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG
Published on October 22nd, 2018 | by Al
In which Al goes for a ride with his neighbour and the Givi ST603 Tanklock tank bag... Read More →
Dear George
“Marquez has painted Japanakiaki swear-words on his helmet in the fake gold he has scraped off Bautista’s glittering whore-suit…”
Published on October 20th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, The championship is still mine to win, so how about you stop putting all of my belongings in boxes and stacking them outside the Repsol toilet? Yes, it is true I broke my arm... Read More →
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HELD M2M (MADE-TO-MEASURE) SR-X GLOVES – The difference bespoke makes
Published on October 12th, 2018 | by Boris
I have lots of very good high-end motorcycle gear. It’s one of the benefits of working in the industry for so long. But while I have all the very finest off-the-shelf stuff, I have never had... Read More →
Dear George
“Of course it is not your fault the “stupid red Bolognaised Mierda-bike” fired you into Thailand airspace. It is wholly the issue of the un-zested octopus. The whole paddock knows this.”
Published on October 9th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I could almost hear you howling as the plane landed. I came, of course, straight away when Gigi called. I would never allow you to be treated by the “itinerant butchers, stupid carpenters, and... Read More →
Dear George
“And you must be careful of the monkeys. They will sit on the inside of the corners and throw their faeces at you.”
Published on October 4th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Mr George, My name is Pranpriya and Mr Dall’Igna has asked me to assist you over the weekend. He has told me to tell you that this does not mean I will bring you ivory,... Read More →
