Published on September 21st, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m not sure I know how to make the Aragon race “sexy as a Mamba in red leather dance-panties”. But I will try. I always try. Ask anyone. I’m still struggling to understand why... Read More →
Published on September 14th, 2018 | by Boris
Because I am wrong-wired in so many ways, I spend most of my life in riding gear. Unless I’m going to court or watching the MotoGP on the couch (in which case I’m either wearing a... Read More →
Published on September 14th, 2018 | by Boris
I have never been much of a fan of backpacks on bikes – or, more to the point, on the rider of a bike. I’m somewhat old-fashioned like that. The horse carries the gear and I... Read More →
Published on September 10th, 2018 | by Boris
Ola, Old Mango! I have been watching you try and throw your destruido Ducati off a bridge all night. You are very funny like that. It’s like when my useless brother crash and then all night... Read More →
Published on September 7th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I hate this stupid San Misanogellorino e della Riviera i Riminininini very much. There is too much of that asqueroso urine colour everywhere. I am surprised the flag-waving pasta putas have not yet constructed... Read More →
Published on August 30th, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY GREG SMITH / Ikap You might know I’m a bit one-eyed about Speed Triples. I have owned four. I have loved them all with a passion. Even when one of them caught fire. When... Read More →
Published on August 28th, 2018 | by Al
I always figured God was a Bridgestone man... Read More →
Published on August 27th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Why did the stupid Englandian cowards build this dam where before was the stupid Silverstone? Last time I raced here there was a track. Yes, it was bumpy and rough, like the colon of... Read More →
Published on August 24th, 2018 | by Boris
Hey, Spanish Mango, You’re in my house now, you fat-cheeked knob-tosser. My house. Well, not my house where I live because Lucy’s not having any of that shite after Jack came over last time, drank all... Read More →
Published on August 14th, 2018 | by Boris
You may already be aware of the tent city the Australian MotoGP Corporation is erecting at the Phillip Island ractrack for the coming Australian round. I can barely contain my pride at this great undertaking. It... Read More →
