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CHOICE MADE
Published on January 6th, 2019 | by Al
"Tell him I have something to say to him in Serbian" said Ben... Read More →
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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 4
Published on January 1st, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero finds himself in the company of an outlaw in a country pub in the dark days before Christmas, whereupon he is compelled to ask the small crowd of tattooed brutes who came... Read More →
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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 3
Published on December 19th, 2018 | by Boris
In which our hero finds himself sassing up the Putty Road in the darkness before the dawn and waiting for a kangaroo to land on his face, before riding herd on 18-odd riders who have come... Read More →
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2018 KAWASAKI H2SX REVIEW – WARP SPEED TOURISM
Published on December 17th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY PHIL VENERIS “Oh my…” I mouthed as the hurtling began. “Oh great stump-jumping Jesus of Nazareth…oooh…” And then there was no more talking to myself. There was maybe some fractured internal dialogue to do... Read More →
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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 2
Published on December 12th, 2018 | by Boris
In which our hero considers the existential aspects of the Niken while belting it up a shitweasel of a road, parking it front of a small country pub and awaiting the judgement of large, tattooed men... Read More →
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HELD CAMARIS JACKET REVIEW – “Felt the Gore, absorbed the breeze, loved the quality.”
Published on December 11th, 2018 | by Boris
I managed to acquire the Held Camaris jacket for the New Zealand launch of the Yamaha Niken. Cool, I thought. I shall look so very fine. The hot backpacker babes in their insane painted-on yoga pants... Read More →
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SUNDAY NOT TOO FAR AWAY – How about you ride somewhere new?
Published on December 10th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY DAVE COOKE Sunday’s the day, huh? You hope it will be sunny, you call your mates, or you put up a post on Facebook because you have no mates, and off you go…up that... Read More →
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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 1
Published on December 4th, 2018 | by Boris
TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 1 In which our hero acquires a three-wheeled thing which has made him a little mental, and attempts to reconcile his inner anguish at operating this non-motorcycle like a... Read More →
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F**K MARQUEZ, AND THE IMPORTANCE OF A COMMA
Published on December 4th, 2018 | by Boris
Fuck Mark Marquez. Seriously. Fuck all 59kg of him and fuck all his tombstone-sized teeth while you’re there. He’s been in MotoGP what? Ten Minutes? And he’s already amassed five titles (seven, if you’re counting the... Read More →
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X-LITE X-803 ULTRA CARBON REVIEW – The sexy just got sexier (and better)
Published on November 24th, 2018 | by Boris
One more X in its name and we’d be at such a level of helmet-porn, I’d have to take my pants off to write this. As it is, the the X-803 is right up there as... Read More →
