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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 5

Published on January 24th, 2019 | by Boris

In which our hero realises he’s not been placed upon this earth to procreate with spiders, and if the Niken is to be taken seriously, it needs to be taken somewhere serious. With stuff tied to... Read More


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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 4

Published on January 1st, 2019 | by Boris

In which our hero finds himself in the company of an outlaw in a country pub in the dark days before Christmas, whereupon he is compelled to ask the small crowd of tattooed brutes who came... Read More


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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 3

Published on December 19th, 2018 | by Boris

In which our hero finds himself sassing up the Putty Road in the darkness before the dawn and waiting for a kangaroo to land on his face, before riding herd on 18-odd riders who have come... Read More


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2018 KAWASAKI H2SX REVIEW – WARP SPEED TOURISM

Published on December 17th, 2018 | by Boris

IMAGES BY PHIL VENERIS “Oh my…” I mouthed as the hurtling began. “Oh great stump-jumping Jesus of Nazareth…oooh…” And then there was no more talking to myself. There was maybe some fractured internal dialogue to do... Read More


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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 2

Published on December 12th, 2018 | by Boris

In which our hero considers the existential aspects of the Niken while belting it up a shitweasel of a road, parking it front of a small country pub and awaiting the judgement of large, tattooed men... Read More


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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 1

Published on December 4th, 2018 | by Boris

TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 1   In which our hero acquires a three-wheeled thing which has made him a little mental, and attempts to reconcile his inner anguish at operating this non-motorcycle like a... Read More


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F**K MARQUEZ, AND THE IMPORTANCE OF A COMMA

Published on December 4th, 2018 | by Boris

Fuck Mark Marquez. Seriously. Fuck all 59kg of him and fuck all his tombstone-sized teeth while you’re there. He’s been in MotoGP what? Ten Minutes? And he’s already amassed five titles (seven, if you’re counting the... Read More


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