Published on March 13th, 2018 | by Boris0
“I will turn my head and wave at you on the grid. Do not smash your helmet into the tank, OK? It will frighten Morbidelli.”
I not see you very much in Losail. I think maybe I see you when Hafizh make the pass on you, but I am not so sure. Was very fast, ha ha!
I just want to wish you every good luck this season and maybe you need to, how they say this? Make the chill, yes? Maybe take your funny cat for a walk.
For sure is Ducati and Gigi very happy this year. Not with you. But with Jack and Dovi and Danilo and Xavier and Karel. I think is a little bit about the money, yes? Ha ha! Never mind. I understand you cannot make the Ducati your bike, yes?
Maybe if you put your name on the bike? Ha ha! You can paint “This is the bike of the Mamba!” on the tank, so when you sit on it you can see.
OK, I am only make the joke. I know you ride many times with your eyes closed, so it doesn’t matter what is Gigi writing on the tank, or even put on your dash, yes? You never see it. Ha ha! I make the Suggest Mapping 8 T-shirt and I send you one in Spartan size.
Gigi can then put the electric wires in the T-shirt and send you signal like that. Zap! Zap! Gigi can make the zap for every map. I hope you do not have Map 20. You might make the merda in the leathers after so much electricity. Ha ha!
Sorry. Of course I am making the big joke. None of us like to be told to surrender the place for the team-mate.
Of course, it helps if you ride faster than the team-mate. Then you will not be in that position, no?
Someone sent me a story about how the Ducati will not give you a lot of money next year if you do not win any races. I have called my friend Troiba Liss in Australia (can you imagine he is racing and he is 100 years older than me? Is meravigliosa, no?), and he say to me you can come there to make the ASBK racing. He will pay you in beer and sexy kangaroo.
I also like very much your Social Media posts. That picture of you lifting 30kg is very funny. Why is your face scrunching like you are making the caca? Is because you have the confusion about where the race starts? For you normally from the fifth row, yes?
OK, scusa. I have taken very much of your time already. I know you must prepare for the start of the 2018 season.
I will see you at Losail. I will turn my head and wave at you on the grid. Do not smash your helmet into the tank, OK? It will frighten Morbidelli. He is new.