Quick & Dirty

Published on January 6th, 2014 | by Boris

GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 9

“Ow! I caught my hair in the stupid helmet! Look! There’s a shoe sale! You need to go back!”

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“Um, these are all wet. I need to change them. Can you wait a few seconds?”

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“If you want fries with that, you’ll need to take your helmet off first.”

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“I’m just saying goodbye to my cousin. I’ll be there in a second. Don’t be so impatient.”

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“See? I’ve been practicing for sitting on the back of the S1000RR like you said I should.”

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“What? You said I should stretch my hammies.”

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“How much should we take to the party?”

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“I don’t this top goes with that new helmet you bought me.”

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“‘Just wait here’, he said. ‘I won’t be long’, he said. Mum was right about him. He’s just no good.”

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“Why are all the other umbrella girls staring at me? Bitches…”

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“The limo driver has gone home? Oh dear. Can I get a lift with you then?”

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“Wait! I forgot my hair-scrunchie!”

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“No. It’s a Honda. I don’t like Hondas. You’ll have to buy a Ducati.”

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“Do you know any knots?”

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“I’ve dropped your keys in the pool. Sorry.”

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