Quick & Dirty

Published on October 29th, 2013 | by Boris

GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 6

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You know you’re in when Mindy says: “Ooo, a mid-capacity Korean cruiser. I’ll just go whip off my knickers shall I?”

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“He says it’s a race, and he is trying to win me a bear.”

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“I said I liked his BMW. It was just like Ewan McGregors. He says I should light fires to keep the animals away. Wilcannia is pretty. I’m sure he will be back.”

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“Yes, I can’t wait to go to the Superbikes and drink a $1000 worth of beer while your mates leer at me. Can we go now! That romantic B&B idea was silly.”

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“That’s funny. His EHarmony profile didn’t mention sociopath. He has a nice bike, but.”

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“Nice to get some fresh air. I’m sick of that basement.”

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“Do I really have to carry all that, It stinks! Yes I know you can’t afford another charge.”

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“He had me at Deauville.”

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“Why does he keep nodding, winking and pointing at me with the Panigale salesman? Now he wants me to turn around?”

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“Sometimes it’s really hard to hold on, and not drop the shovel and the lime.”

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“I can’t find anywhere to plug in a sandwich press.”

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“Ive had seven of these and I’ve read the manual twice. I am now ready to do the shims.”

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“No, I cannot find that washer you dropped. And I have been looking. Honest.”

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“His bike has a fairing. I will not share my hair straightener with him!”

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“He gave me this number to wear and told me to stand over here and wait. He said he’s going to get a spare helmet. He’s been gone a while.”

With thanks to Nick Cruth for the captions.

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About the Author

is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.



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