Quick & Dirty

Published on May 8th, 2013 | by Boris

GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 2

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Gretel’s car has broken down. She will need a lift home. Best you provide that. And some vodka.

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Francesca bought a Ducati. Silly girl. Now she’s going to die by the side of the road like a dog, unless you can save her.

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Madison, whose parents named her after a sports arena, is ready to join you on your Sunday jaunt to Pie in the Sky. Where everyone will hate you.

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See? Not a trace of poo can be seen on Constance’s panties. You have failed as a rider. She will seek out a faster man now.

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You’re late, and this makes Jennifer sad. This means that she will not make sandwiches for you. And this will make you sad. Clearly, punctuality is important.

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When you take Mildred for a spin, remind her to put her hair up. Otherwise she’ll get knots in it and spend hours trying to comb them out.

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