Quick & Dirty

Published on July 1st, 2014 | by Boris

GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 13

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“Get up and get back on the track. There’s money at stake here.”

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“You bought me flowers!? Now I suppose you want me to get you beer because I think you’re ever so clever getting them here on a bike? OK!”

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“I hope you brought a jacket. This shirt is a bit breezy. Oh look! There’s a sale over there!”

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“Do you think the tattooist got our initials right?”

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“Yes, we are the heiresses to the Hyosung empire. Why do you ask?”

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“Oh, you ride a Triumph? Here, put these on.”

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“Just as long as you know all your teeth will fall out if you do.”

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“Ive been doing lots of crunches so there’ll be no more tears on the back of the Panigale. I promise.”

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“Yes, I did bring the duct tape.”

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“I threw up in your helmet, I can’t find my top and my pants keep falling down. Please don’t hate me.”

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“No, I am not walking back up that mountain to help you push your bike. I have a stick you can beat me with, but.”

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“Please tell me another of your racing stories. It’s all I can do to keep from squealing.”

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“Yes, of course I have a rash from that bike. Want to see it?”

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“I used your bandana to make a pair of panties. Sorry.”

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is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.



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