Quick & Dirty

Published on June 24th, 2014 | by Boris

GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 12

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“Can you wear your Spiderman leathers? It’s important that we match as a couple.”

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“You lost to a Kawasaki? That makes me a sad panda. No playing in the toyshop for you tonight.”

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“Yes, my father is the CEO of Yamaha. And my brother is a ninja. Sucks to be you, huh?”

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“Why do you need a ‘before’ picture of my bum? What’s an R6? Is Dubbo far away?”

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“What? You said to wear something waterproof in case it rains!”

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“I left your Fireblade in the river back there. Sorry.”

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“What colour beer do you want?”

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“Will Poopsie fit into your tankbag? I’m not going unless I can take Poopsie.”

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“You were right! There’s nothing like a hot shower after a cold ride! You’re so wise!”

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“I’ll just warm up my hammies and then we can go, OK?”

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“I dropped your keys in the sand. We might be here a while.”

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“I can’t fit all my hair-care products into the pannier. Please don’t beat me like you did last time.”

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“There’s someone touching your bike. You want me to tell them to fuck off?”

 

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is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.



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