Quick & Dirty

Published on March 5th, 2014 | by Boris

GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 10

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“I really don’t think your keys are in this pool. But it looks like the one I threw them into.”

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“Can you take me to the tattooists on your way to work?”

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“This is the cleanest servo toilet I’ve ever taken my pants off in!”

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“So, you said we were gonna have a picnic. I don’t see any picnic basket.”

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“Do you think I’m overdressed for the Barry Sheene Classic? Be honest.”

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“Look, I made jewelry out of your old bike bits!”

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“Are you sure you left your torque wrench down here?”

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“OK. Put your bike parts in. I’m ready to wash them.”

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“Shit. I forgot the ice. Now he’ll beat me again. Oh, well…”

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“You call those ‘lap times’?”

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“I got these to match the Ducati. But it caught fire again.”

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“Sure, you can use my sleeve for toilet paper.”

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“The shame is overwhelming. The guy on the Honda made you his bitch.”

 

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is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.



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