Published on June 23rd, 2014 | by Boris
DRUG-TESTING KITS AVAILABLE
Drugs are bad, OK?
And to make sure everyone knows of their badness, the good folks at Calvista, who have for years provided the world with top-quality adult-films and assorted marital aids, are now offering urine-based drug-testing kits for you to use, so that you’ll know what you need to know before others find out.
Michael Basset, the CEO of Calvista is right across this.
“With the increasing prevalence of recreational drugs in the community, we decided to create a new category to cater for testing”, he told us. “Whilst not condoning the consumption of recreational drugs, we can supply fast-acting and reliable test kits to allow individuals to be aware and responsible”.
Awareness and responsibility, pilgrims. Words to live by.
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