Published on February 21st, 2017 | by George
“Dear Gigi, I hope you got all the motorcycle stuff back from that stupid island with all the birds”
I hope you got all the motorcycle stuff back from that stupid island with all the birds.
I was just on my way to the beach to sort out my tan before heading for that desert where the sun never shines, and I found this old 12m by 8m poster I had made up for the poolroom a while back.
Pretty good, isn’t it?
Not many racers can carry of sultry like I can, huh?
So here’s the plan.
I need you to make up a few hundred of these, I’m thinking A3 size, get them laminated, and have them sent out to all the other racers and the team managers.
Just so they know I’ll be thinking of them as I smash my way to the top of the podium every race.
Do not send them to that blue puta Rossi and that super-puta Iannone. They are not worthy of my images.
But you can send them to Lin. I always Lin, even though he has a girl’s name.
Anyway, I’ll send you some snaps from the beach soon, so you don’t worry about me.