Dear George Dear George 21.3.17

Published on March 21st, 2017 | by George

“Dear Gigi, I am so excited! Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology…”

Dear Gigi,

I am so excited!

Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology – all of which is legal, or will be when I speak to Carmelo at the end of the season after I win everything.

It’s German technology. None of that Italian rubbish, Gigi. Sure, it’s made in Portugal and Spain, but it’s German. In it’s soul.

I knew the Germans really liked me. They are such jokers, making me think they didn’t. Then they send me this! Very funny, Matthias. You are like a clown, yes?

Now you and the boys have a few days to fit it to my Ducati. Do not give it to Dovi. The long Anova carbon-tech combination swingarm-and-sprocket power-boosteria, is just for me.

And so is the Red Mamba Superbloodjuice I am holding. Just pour it straight into the engine.

Remember, none of it is for Dovi.

Not even the new helmet I have there. Tell those French putas at Shark we have a better offer.

How exciting! New things for racing in the darkness of the desert!

I will leave you with an inspiration, which I have Tweeted everywhere…

“I understand the laziness to take reflections just to criticize, instead of taking them to learn something”

See you Friday!

Love,

George.

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