Published on March 21st, 2017 | by George
“Dear Gigi, I am so excited! Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology…”
I am so excited!
Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology – all of which is legal, or will be when I speak to Carmelo at the end of the season after I win everything.
It’s German technology. None of that Italian rubbish, Gigi. Sure, it’s made in Portugal and Spain, but it’s German. In it’s soul.
I knew the Germans really liked me. They are such jokers, making me think they didn’t. Then they send me this! Very funny, Matthias. You are like a clown, yes?
Now you and the boys have a few days to fit it to my Ducati. Do not give it to Dovi. The long Anova carbon-tech combination swingarm-and-sprocket power-boosteria, is just for me.
And so is the Red Mamba Superbloodjuice I am holding. Just pour it straight into the engine.
Remember, none of it is for Dovi.
Not even the new helmet I have there. Tell those French putas at Shark we have a better offer.
How exciting! New things for racing in the darkness of the desert!
I will leave you with an inspiration, which I have Tweeted everywhere…
“I understand the laziness to take reflections just to criticize, instead of taking them to learn something”
See you Friday!