Published on March 22nd, 2017 | by Gigi
“Dear George, You do know where the track is, right?”
You do know where the track is, right?
Do you need me to send you a Google Maps thing?
Don’t be late. The witch-doctor will be here at dawn and I will have the magic box ready for him to put new spells inside.
Yes, he will bless your spear. I told him that is important.
Look, I found this disturbingly accurate article on the internet. It’s like this man has cameras in our pit garage.
Don’t worry. I have checked. We’re good. And I have notified Dorna. He will never be allowed anywhere near you.
And don’t read the article. I can’t get any new furniture in this stupid country. They all sit on carpets and yell at you about buying their camels.