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A FRIEND IN NEED

Published on February 25th, 2007 | by Boris

I am sure that some of you will be surprised by my recent glacial and ever so slight progress up the tree of altruism. The push-bike fascists, the safetist toe-rags and those un-men who are not... Read More


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WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?

Published on January 19th, 2007 | by Boris

Never, ever, ever underestimate the power of propaganda. It is relentless and awesome in its effectiveness. The results are all around us – poisoning our clarity of thought and trampling whatever innate logic we once possessed.... Read More


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ONCE MORE FOR THE SLOW ONES

Published on December 25th, 2006 | by Boris

I trust you all know that all comedy is based on laughing at other people’s misfortunes. Mel Brooks defined it thus: “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open... Read More


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SEX WITH PORCUPINES

Published on October 19th, 2005 | by Boris

The Serbs have a saying my father was particularly fond of, which, translated literally, goes: “You have just fucked a porcupine in the back.” He used to say it to me on those rare occasions when... Read More


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