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IT IS A BIG ELEPHANT

Published on June 25th, 2009 | by Boris

If you ever needed a demonstration of what horrors occur when a government and its enforcers fail in their sworn duty to the people, look no further than the recent so-called “anti-bikie legislation”. This is the... Read More


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B-CZAR PROJECT BIKE UPDATE

Published on May 25th, 2009 | by Boris

Long and long have I waited for news from the Cave of the Power Lord (also known to those who don’t know shit as Phil Tainton Racing) – and finally it came. “Borrie, it’s Eoin from... Read More


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FROM B-KING TO B-CZAR

Published on January 31st, 2009 | by Boris

“How’d you like to do up a B-King as a project bike?” “Who the fuck is this?” “It’s Eoin from Suzuki.” “Eoin, you’ve called Boris,” I said. “Hang on, I’ll put you through to Matho…” “I... Read More


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THE LIFE EXOTIC

Published on January 25th, 2008 | by Boris

Dear Mr Feeney, Does your wickedness know no bounds? Are you completely without pity? Have you no sense of propriety? Look at yourself. How can so much base cruelty reside in such a compact package? You... Read More


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THE HIDDEN KILLER

Published on December 25th, 2007 | by Boris

As we welcome the New Year and consider what it holds for us, let us pause briefly to ponder the seemingly imponderable. The holiday season is gearing down, summer is in full swing and our miserable... Read More


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SUMMER LOVIN’

Published on November 30th, 2007 | by Boris

It’s been a while since I addressed the lumpenproles personally. It’s not very sporting to poke fun at the slow kids in class, but it does grant me some schadenfreude at their grotesque worthlessness. And since... Read More


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THE RTA’S SHAMELESS SEXISM

Published on July 31st, 2007 | by Boris

  As I hinted in my last column, the money-sucking bureaucracy of the NSW RTA was about to metastasise into an Orwellian Ministry of Truth. It would then set about altering the way society viewed the... Read More


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PLUNDER BY STEALTH & STUPIDITY

Published on June 30th, 2007 | by Boris

It would surprise no-one in NSW to know that the current Roads Minister, Eric ‘The Bus Lane Blaster’ Roozendaal, is quite a shiny melon. When some 10,000 car-driving cat-rapists were recently smashed with speeding fines for... Read More


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A FRIEND IN NEED

Published on February 25th, 2007 | by Boris

I am sure that some of you will be surprised by my recent glacial and ever so slight progress up the tree of altruism. The push-bike fascists, the safetist toe-rags and those un-men who are not... Read More


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WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?

Published on January 19th, 2007 | by Boris

Never, ever, ever underestimate the power of propaganda. It is relentless and awesome in its effectiveness. The results are all around us – poisoning our clarity of thought and trampling whatever innate logic we once possessed.... Read More


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