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Borrie's Blog

THE ACCURSED BLESSING

Published on December 10th, 2014 | by Boris

I love Smartphones. I feel they are one of mankind’s most useful inventions. They are a communication device par excellence – provided you’re with Telstra, not in a lift, and somewhere near a populated area (which... Read More


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STOP INSULTING ONE-PERCENTERS

Published on October 17th, 2014 | by Boris

I do not speak for any one-percent club. But I have friends in clubs and I was in one myself for more than a decade, so I got a bit of any idea about what colours... Read More


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VOTE – WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE RIGHT

Published on September 16th, 2014 | by Boris

I know that some of you, quite an alarming percentage actually, do not vote. I understand that you choose not to do so, despite the fact that it is compulsory, for the following, entirely idiotic reasons.... Read More


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OUTRIGGER-STYLE

Published on September 12th, 2014 | by Boris

Sometimes, I am required to transport unwieldy items upon a motorcycle, much like a limping Mexican mule might be called upon to haul bags of shucked corn to a distant hacienda. And so I must eschew... Read More


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FREEDOM? STOP BEING STUPID

Published on August 31st, 2014 | by Boris

I actually throw up a little in my own mouth whenever someone wedges the word ‘freedom’ into a sentence that deals with motorcycles. Freedom. Really? Let me take that little pink bubble of sparkly unicorn parp... Read More


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IT’S RAINING, MEN.

Published on August 28th, 2014 | by Boris

I recently posted a few lines on a popular Facebook page where apparent motorcyclists post things they deem interesting. I posted the following lines because there was an unseemly amount of honking and hooting and whining... Read More


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A MAN WITHOUT REDEMPTION

Published on August 19th, 2014 | by Boris

I have to tell you what an irredeemable piece of motorcycling shit I am. It is truly disgraceful how easily and eagerly I debase myself at the rubbery feet of a motorcycle at every opportunity. I’ve... Read More


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CLEAN SLATE

Published on August 14th, 2014 | by Boris

And so endeth my time at Australian Motorcycle News. But that’s alright. I’m good with that. It was great for a long time. Some of the best things I ever did, I did with and for... Read More


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TRYING TIMES

Published on June 5th, 2014 | by Boris

“O tempore! O mores!” the great Roman orator, Cicero, observed as he fed Lucius Sergius Catilina a plate full of hot cock in the Roman Senate some time back. It translates as “O the times! O... Read More


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MINISTER MULDER, YOU’RE A DICKHEAD

Published on May 27th, 2014 | by Boris

I’m gonna get a bit sweary here. So if you’re all sensitive and Christian and shit, fuck off now and save yourself the butt-hurt. Just the other day, the Victorian opposition came briefly to its senses... Read More


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