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AMCN Twisty Bits

THE LIFE EXOTIC

Published on January 25th, 2008 | by Boris

Dear Mr Feeney, Does your wickedness know no bounds? Are you completely without pity? Have you no sense of propriety? Look at yourself. How can so much base cruelty reside in such a compact package? You... Read More


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THE HIDDEN KILLER

Published on December 25th, 2007 | by Boris

As we welcome the New Year and consider what it holds for us, let us pause briefly to ponder the seemingly imponderable. The holiday season is gearing down, summer is in full swing and our miserable... Read More


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SUMMER LOVIN’

Published on November 30th, 2007 | by Boris

It’s been a while since I addressed the lumpenproles personally. It’s not very sporting to poke fun at the slow kids in class, but it does grant me some schadenfreude at their grotesque worthlessness. And since... Read More


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THE RTA’S SHAMELESS SEXISM

Published on July 31st, 2007 | by Boris

  As I hinted in my last column, the money-sucking bureaucracy of the NSW RTA was about to metastasise into an Orwellian Ministry of Truth. It would then set about altering the way society viewed the... Read More


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PLUNDER BY STEALTH & STUPIDITY

Published on June 30th, 2007 | by Boris

It would surprise no-one in NSW to know that the current Roads Minister, Eric ‘The Bus Lane Blaster’ Roozendaal, is quite a shiny melon. When some 10,000 car-driving cat-rapists were recently smashed with speeding fines for... Read More


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A FRIEND IN NEED

Published on February 25th, 2007 | by Boris

I am sure that some of you will be surprised by my recent glacial and ever so slight progress up the tree of altruism. The push-bike fascists, the safetist toe-rags and those un-men who are not... Read More


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WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?

Published on January 19th, 2007 | by Boris

Never, ever, ever underestimate the power of propaganda. It is relentless and awesome in its effectiveness. The results are all around us – poisoning our clarity of thought and trampling whatever innate logic we once possessed.... Read More


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ONCE MORE FOR THE SLOW ONES

Published on December 25th, 2006 | by Boris

I trust you all know that all comedy is based on laughing at other people’s misfortunes. Mel Brooks defined it thus: “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open... Read More


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SEX WITH PORCUPINES

Published on October 19th, 2005 | by Boris

The Serbs have a saying my father was particularly fond of, which, translated literally, goes: “You have just fucked a porcupine in the back.” He used to say it to me on those rare occasions when... Read More


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