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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 4

Published on January 1st, 2019 | by Boris

In which our hero finds himself in the company of an outlaw in a country pub in the dark days before Christmas, whereupon he is compelled to ask the small crowd of tattooed brutes who came... Read More


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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 3

Published on December 19th, 2018 | by Boris

In which our hero finds himself sassing up the Putty Road in the darkness before the dawn and waiting for a kangaroo to land on his face, before riding herd on 18-odd riders who have come... Read More


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2018 KAWASAKI H2SX REVIEW – WARP SPEED TOURISM

Published on December 17th, 2018 | by Boris

IMAGES BY PHIL VENERIS “Oh my…” I mouthed as the hurtling began. “Oh great stump-jumping Jesus of Nazareth…oooh…” And then there was no more talking to myself. There was maybe some fractured internal dialogue to do... Read More


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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 2

Published on December 12th, 2018 | by Boris

In which our hero considers the existential aspects of the Niken while belting it up a shitweasel of a road, parking it front of a small country pub and awaiting the judgement of large, tattooed men... Read More


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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 1

Published on December 4th, 2018 | by Boris

TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 1   In which our hero acquires a three-wheeled thing which has made him a little mental, and attempts to reconcile his inner anguish at operating this non-motorcycle like a... Read More


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F**K MARQUEZ, AND THE IMPORTANCE OF A COMMA

Published on December 4th, 2018 | by Boris

Fuck Mark Marquez. Seriously. Fuck all 59kg of him and fuck all his tombstone-sized teeth while you’re there. He’s been in MotoGP what? Ten Minutes? And he’s already amassed five titles (seven, if you’re counting the... Read More


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