About Boris

Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.

Author Archives: Boris


February 17th, 2020 | by Boris

Shitlords, please. I can’t even. How do you imagine your arrogant shitfuckery is going to end up? Seriously. Give it


February 16th, 2020 | by Boris

There was fever in the bunkhouse last night. Text message after text message came pinging into my phone. I read

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