FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE
as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force
bearing serious weapons.
29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED
according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the
mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the
accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after
this one.
20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT
Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis.
The other one.
26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET
as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an
unusually low body count. For them.
17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH
by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the
scenic route back
from WSBK 2011.
13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED
as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his
imaginary friends.
The Original BIKE ME! T Shirt
BIKE ME! T Shirts are available now. But why would you buy one? We thought you might ask that. Read on.
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The benefits of the BIKE ME! T Shirt being explained by Chris Vermuelin in his unique form of sitting interpretive dance, with each thumb representing a second per lap advantage gained by wearing the shirt under his leathers |
First, Chris Vermuelin wears one, and he rides really fast.
Coincidence? We think not.
BIKE ME! T shirts are the only things better than nudity. (Except bikes).
BIKE ME! T-Shirts are 100% cotton.
They're made in Australia.
They've got an embroidered left sleeve, and the skull and pistons motif with the motto "Oderint dum Metuant" on the right sleeve. Don't worry, no-one else will know what it means, either.
They've got the logo of your favourite web site on the front and the left sleeve, and the URL of your favourite web site on the back.
They're available in a range of fashion colours, from black to black.
They're available in a range of sizes.
They're fabulous things to wear while you're riding your motorcycle.
And you can order them right now at the BIKE ME! On Line Store.
But, get your sizing right.
First, measure your chest. Or get your wife to do it while your secretary's not looking.
Second, consult this chart:
M - 95cm
L - 100cm
XL- 105cm
XXL- 110cm
Third, allow for anything below your chest which sticks out further. If you've got a verandah over the night flute, measure the verandah. Don't measure the night flute. Save that for when you order your BIKE ME! jockstrap.
Order now! Imagine if we ran out of stock just as you worked out how gay that old Che Guevara T-shirt really is. Imagine if you ran into Mick while you were wearing that old "You Meet the Nicest People on a Ducati" T-shirt. Imagine all the people, as some wife-beating nancy-boy once sang...
Don't get us started. You need some new motorcycle clothing. Buy it here.
