FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING
Because Freddie came first at the 2010
World Championship Of
Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.
17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED
as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his
hip joints and hernia.
9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE
as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner
applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip
3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE
at Andy Strapz, who've just released the
4 Pocket Expedition
Panniers for you stuntaz out there.
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
The Original BIKE ME! T Shirt
BIKE ME! T Shirts are available now. But why would you buy one? We thought you might ask that. Read on.
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The benefits of the BIKE ME! T Shirt being explained by Chris Vermuelin in his unique form of sitting interpretive dance, with each thumb representing a second per lap advantage gained by wearing the shirt under his leathers |
First, Chris Vermuelin wears one, and he rides really fast.
Coincidence? We think not.
BIKE ME! T shirts are the only things better than nudity. (Except bikes).
BIKE ME! T-Shirts are 100% cotton.
They're made in Australia.
They've got an embroidered left sleeve, and the skull and pistons motif with the motto "Oderint dum Metuant" on the right sleeve. Don't worry, no-one else will know what it means, either.
They've got the logo of your favourite web site on the front and the left sleeve, and the URL of your favourite web site on the back.
They're available in a range of fashion colours, from black to black.
They're available in a range of sizes.
They're fabulous things to wear while you're riding your motorcycle.
And you can order them right now at the BIKE ME! On Line Store.
But, get your sizing right.
First, measure your chest. Or get your wife to do it while your secretary's not looking.
Second, consult this chart:
M - 95cm
L - 100cm
XL- 105cm
XXL- 110cm
Third, allow for anything below your chest which sticks out further. If you've got a verandah over the night flute, measure the verandah. Don't measure the night flute. Save that for when you order your BIKE ME! jockstrap.
Order now! Imagine if we ran out of stock just as you worked out how gay that old Che Guevara T-shirt really is. Imagine if you ran into Mick while you were wearing that old "You Meet the Nicest People on a Ducati" T-shirt. Imagine all the people, as some wife-beating nancy-boy once sang...
Don't get us started. You need some new motorcycle clothing. Buy it here.
