FRESH
MEATY
THINGS

11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE

as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force bearing serious weapons.

29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED

according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after this one.

20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT

Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis. The other one.

26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET

as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an unusually low body count. For them.

17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH

by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the scenic route back from WSBK 2011.

13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED

as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his imaginary friends.

The BIKE ME! Store

This is where you fashionistas can order your BIKE ME! merchandise. Sadly, our motorcycle fashion is not protective in any way, but if you don't crash your motorcycle it won't matter.

The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt

The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt: timeless classic good looks, like the Rolex Oyster, the Marcel Breuer chair or the Vincent Black Shadow.

And considerably cheaper.

It costs $40.00.

BIKE ME! Key Fob

A rugged motorcycling individualist like you needs a BIKE ME! key fob, otherwise you won't look like all the other rugged motorcycling individualists.

It is what's know in the fashion game as an 'accessory', and it costs $10.00.

The fact that you know what an accessory is will probably make women throw themselves at you. The Supreme Riding Soviet of the People's Republic of BIKE ME! hope you can live with that.

BIKE ME! Infidel Shirt

For those of you who enjoy striking up conversations with exotic strangers, we recommend the BIKE ME! Infidel T Shirt.

Wearing one generally results in meeting dusky chaps, many of whom are apparently good at cricket, or, if not, usually good at buzkashi. Not to mention women, the duskiness of whom we are unsure of due to their all-enveloping headgear.

It costs $40.00.

BIKE ME! Stickers

Each BIKE ME! sticker contains a scientifically measured amount of Teh Awesome, distilled from the BIKE ME! forums.

Not surprisingly, people put them on race bikes, and the bikes go really fast. Others put them on road bikes, and the bikes go at, well, kind of road speeds, but the sticker does add a certain amount of je ne sais quoi.

Which, as all you renaissance men know, French for Teh Awesome.