FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
15-Jul-2010
BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE, TOO
Or so says BIKE ME! member Simon, who got to try two Pommie lasses, and decided
he needed
the fat one.
27-Jun-2010
OTHER ISLAND VISITED
by BIKE ME! forum member lukevs, who vows to
return to the IoM like MacArthur to the Philippines, but
perhaps with not as many guns, the British police being as they are.
5-Jun-2010
OLD TREE IN FOREIGN COUNTRY LOOKED AT
by BIKE ME! forum member Future, as he continues his
Vietnamese
sojourn
25-May-2010
MATHS HOMEWORK REMAINS UNDONE
as BIKE ME! forum member Some Jerk reports on the
Pilgrim's Progress.
The BIKE ME! Store
This is where you fashionistas can order your BIKE ME! merchandise. Sadly, our motorcycle fashion is not protective in any way, but if you don't crash your motorcycle it won't matter.
The Original
BIKE ME! T Shirt |
The BIKE ME! T-shirt is, sadly, discontinued.
There are still some available, but maybe not in your size. But then again, it wouldn't look right if it fitted. It costs $40.00. |
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The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt |
The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt: timeless
classic good looks, like the Rolex Oyster, the Marcel Breuer
chair or the Vincent Black Shadow. And considerably cheaper. It costs $40.00.
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BIKE ME! Polo Shirt |
The BIKE ME! polo shirt is available in strictly
limited numbers, and is de rigeur for making a fashion statement.
Why wear your motorcycle credentials on your sleeve when you can
wear them on your man-boob? It costs $50.00. |
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BIKE ME! Key Fob |
A rugged motorcycling individualist like you needs
a BIKE ME! key fob, otherwise you won't look like all the other
rugged motorcycling individualists. It is what's know in the fashion game as an 'accessory', and it costs $10.00. The fact that you know what an accessory is will probably make women throw themselves at you. The Supreme Riding Soviet of the People's Republic of BIKE ME! hope you can live with that.
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BIKE ME!
Infidel Shirt |
For those of you who enjoy striking up
conversations with exotic strangers, we recommend the BIKE ME!
Infidel T Shirt. Wearing one generally results in meeting dusky chaps, many of whom are apparently good at cricket, or, if not, usually good at buzkashi. Not to mention women, the duskiness of whom we are unsure of due to their all-enveloping headgear. It costs $40.00. |
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BIKE ME! Stickers |
Each
BIKE ME! sticker contains a scientifically measured amount of
Teh Awesome, distilled from the BIKE ME! forums. Not surprisingly, people put them on race bikes, and the bikes go really fast. Others put them on road bikes, and the bikes go at, well, kind of road speeds, but the sticker does add a certain amount of je ne sais quoi. Which, as all you renaissance men know, French for Teh Awesome. |
