FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE
as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force
bearing serious weapons.
29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED
according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the
mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the
accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after
this one.
20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT
Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis.
The other one.
26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET
as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an
unusually low body count. For them.
17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH
by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the
scenic route back
from WSBK 2011.
13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED
as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his
imaginary friends.
The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt
The original BIKE ME! T Shirt has been discontinued. It is only available in some sizes while we move our remaining stock.
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The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt, front view |
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...and the lack of busty substances indicates to our trained eye that this is the rear view |
Apparently supermodels would throw themselves in front of the wheels of motorcyclists who wore them, causing embarrassing scenes and causing said motorcyclists to be late for appointments. We admit that they might have contained slightly more than the recommended dose of Teh Awesome. Our lawyers advised us to quietly phase them out.
The replacement garment is dubbed by us the BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt, as opposed to its predecessor, which we called the BIKE ME! Stuffed and Sophisticated T Shirt. We go through these stupid phases, and console ourselves that at least we're probably not as stupid as the people who thought up the code name "Longhorn" for Windows Server 2008. I mean, the BIKE ME! Stuffed and Sophisticated T Shirt was a shirt, but Windows Server 2008 was never a cow or whatever the hell a longhorn is.
The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt sports the BIKE ME! logo on the front. The back has the website URL.
And that's it. There are no skulls, pistons, embroidery or anything to detract from its essential purity and simpleness. It is available in all relevant sizes.
Less, we are told, is more.
It comes in a range of fashion colours, i.e. black, and will continue to do so until we can find a darker colour.
Black, we are told, is very slimming. In fact, our grossly obese model, whom we plucked screaming from a nearby McDonalds and who is photographed in a courtyard because she could not fit through the door to the BIKE ME! development studio, looks positively bulimic.
We think the design will appeal to a broad section of people, especially if they are conservatives or fat bastards.
If one of those sounds like you, you know what you must do next.
Here's a handy link to the page to do it on.
