FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE
as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force
bearing serious weapons.
29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED
according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the
mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the
accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after
this one.
20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT
Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis.
The other one.
26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET
as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an
unusually low body count. For them.
17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH
by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the
scenic route back
from WSBK 2011.
13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED
as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his
imaginary friends.
BIKE ME! Polo Shirts
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You remember polo shirts. They had little faggots embroidered on the pocket, and crocodiles wore them.
No longer.
The BIKE ME! polo shirt has BIKE ME! embroidered on the pocket. And motorcyclists wear them. Deeply committed motorcyclists, with thousand yard stares. Motorcyclists who ride disturbingly fast motorcycles with immaculate sanity down the centre line with their nuts on fire and a silent scream in their throat while the rest of us are at home reading Hunter S Thompson.
Yes, I AM looking at you.
Research has shown that within fifteen minutes of donning a BIKE ME! polo shirt, even confirmed bachelors named Gaylord who have a wide circle of friends and ride a pink Vespa develop the thousand yard stare; and they are generally at the dealers within the hour negotiating a trade on a Gixxer 1000 or an MT-01 or something. A black one. With an accessory that makes a lot of noise.
And within a week, they generally have no friends at all. Which is good, because those black things have crap pillion accommodation.
And all from wearing a simple shirt. Yes, we know you want one. And we're not surprised. Outcomes like this for fifty bucks don't come along often. Click here to order yours now.
