FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
15-Jul-2010
BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE, TOO
Or so says BIKE ME! member Simon, who got to try two Pommie lasses, and decided
he needed
the fat one.
27-Jun-2010
OTHER ISLAND VISITED
by BIKE ME! forum member lukevs, who vows to
return to the IoM like MacArthur to the Philippines, but
perhaps with not as many guns, the British police being as they are.
5-Jun-2010
OLD TREE IN FOREIGN COUNTRY LOOKED AT
by BIKE ME! forum member Future, as he continues his
Vietnamese
sojourn
25-May-2010
MATHS HOMEWORK REMAINS UNDONE
as BIKE ME! forum member Some Jerk reports on the
Pilgrim's Progress.
BIKE ME! Polo Shirts
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You remember polo shirts. They had little faggots embroidered on the pocket, and crocodiles wore them.
No longer.
The BIKE ME! polo shirt has BIKE ME! embroidered on the pocket. And motorcyclists wear them. Deeply committed motorcyclists, with thousand yard stares. Motorcyclists who ride disturbingly fast motorcycles with immaculate sanity down the centre line with their nuts on fire and a silent scream in their throat while the rest of us are at home reading Hunter S Thompson.
Yes, I AM looking at you.
Research has shown that within fifteen minutes of donning a BIKE ME! polo shirt, even confirmed bachelors named Gaylord who have a wide circle of friends and ride a pink Vespa develop the thousand yard stare; and they are generally at the dealers within the hour negotiating a trade on a Gixxer 1000 or an MT-01 or something. A black one. With an accessory that makes a lot of noise.
And within a week, they generally have no friends at all. Which is good, because those black things have crap pillion accommodation.
And all from wearing a simple shirt. Yes, we know you want one. And we're not surprised. Outcomes like this for fifty bucks don't come along often. Click here to order yours now.
