FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING
Because Freddie came first at the 2010
World Championship Of
Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.
17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED
as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his
hip joints and hernia.
9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE
as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner
applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip
3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE
at Andy Strapz, who've just released the
4 Pocket Expedition
Panniers for you stuntaz out there.
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
The BIKE ME! Fire-Owner's Shirt
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Consider, for a moment, your possessions.
You may own a motorcycle. We certainly hope so.
You may own a car. Well, there's a time and a place to talk about that.
You may own clothing, real estate, antique French clocks and model railway trains.
But do you own the Fire?
No, we thought not. But if you WANT to own the Fire, we know just how to make that happen. We rely upon an ancient text:
"Thus was the word of thy Lord concerning those who disbelieve fulfilled: That they are owners of the Fire."
The Q'uran 40:6
The BIKE ME! Infidel T shirt is the only valid way to reinforce your Fire-owning credentials.
Top front: "Infidel" in English.
Pronounced: "Infidel".
Meaning: Non-believer.
Bottom front: "Infidel" in Arabic.
Pronounced: "Kufr".
Meaning: Non-believer.
Right sleeve: "BIKE ME!" in English.
Meaning: Keep your spanners off the Fire.
You Owners of the Fire will be wanting a shirt like this. Several, actually, now that we come to think of it.
You could find someone who already has one and blow him up or take him down to the basement and cut his head off and steal his shirt.
Or you could buy one from the BIKE ME! Store.
The shirt will have less stains if you choose the latter.
