FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE
as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force
bearing serious weapons.
29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED
according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the
mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the
accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after
this one.
20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT
Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis.
The other one.
26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET
as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an
unusually low body count. For them.
17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH
by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the
scenic route back
from WSBK 2011.
13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED
as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his
imaginary friends.
The BIKE ME! Fire-Owner's Shirt
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Consider, for a moment, your possessions.
You may own a motorcycle. We certainly hope so.
You may own a car. Well, there's a time and a place to talk about that.
You may own clothing, real estate, antique French clocks and model railway trains.
But do you own the Fire?
No, we thought not. But if you WANT to own the Fire, we know just how to make that happen. We rely upon an ancient text:
"Thus was the word of thy Lord concerning those who disbelieve fulfilled: That they are owners of the Fire."
The Q'uran 40:6
The BIKE ME! Infidel T shirt is the only valid way to reinforce your Fire-owning credentials.
Top front: "Infidel" in English.
Pronounced: "Infidel".
Meaning: Non-believer.
Bottom front: "Infidel" in Arabic.
Pronounced: "Kufr".
Meaning: Non-believer.
Right sleeve: "BIKE ME!" in English.
Meaning: Keep your spanners off the Fire.
You Owners of the Fire will be wanting a shirt like this. Several, actually, now that we come to think of it.
You could find someone who already has one and blow him up or take him down to the basement and cut his head off and steal his shirt.
Or you could buy one from the BIKE ME! Store.
The shirt will have less stains if you choose the latter.
