FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the
Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
15-Jul-2010
BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE, TOO
Or so says BIKE ME! member Simon, who got to try two Pommie lasses, and decided
he needed
the fat one.
27-Jun-2010
OTHER ISLAND VISITED
by BIKE ME! forum member lukevs, who vows to
return to the IoM like MacArthur to the Philippines, but
perhaps with not as many guns, the British police being as they are.
5-Jun-2010
OLD TREE IN FOREIGN COUNTRY LOOKED AT
by BIKE ME! forum member Future, as he continues his
Vietnamese
sojourn
25-May-2010
MATHS HOMEWORK REMAINS UNDONE
as BIKE ME! forum member Some Jerk reports on the
Pilgrim's Progress.
BIKE ME! Key Fobs
The BIKE ME! Key Fob is the perfect complement to the BIKE ME! T shirt,
cap and beanie. And, on a deeper level, it contains the answer to one
of the big questions in life.
That question is, of course, "Does my arse look big in this?"
And the answer is "No, and get your arse out of my key fob."
It's the perfect fashion accessory to the BIKE ME! T shirt.
It matches the classic leather motorcycle jacket.
It offsets a tuxedo nicely.
And it provides the ideal counter-point to jeans and chinos.
It's a way of confirming your motorcycling credentials in places
in which it is inconvenient or inappropriate to ride a motorcycle, such
as cathedrals, government buildings, Boeing 767s or the APEC Red Zone.
It draws attention away from the handcuff keys on your key ring,
thus saving you and your special friend from embarrassment.
And it's only ten bucks.
But it's not for everyone. So when you order
yours, don't be surprised if age verification is required. Or a
hardness test. And it won't be that girly Brinell one.