FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE
as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force
bearing serious weapons.
29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED
according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the
mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the
accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after
this one.
20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT
Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis.
The other one.
26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET
as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an
unusually low body count. For them.
17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH
by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the
scenic route back
from WSBK 2011.
13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED
as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his
imaginary friends.
BIKE ME! Key Fobs
The BIKE ME! Key Fob is the perfect complement to the BIKE ME! T shirt, cap and beanie. And, on a deeper level, it contains the answer to one of the big questions in life. |
And the answer is "No, and get your arse out of my key fob."
It's the perfect fashion accessory to the BIKE ME! T shirt.
It matches the classic leather motorcycle jacket.
It offsets a tuxedo nicely.
And it provides the ideal counter-point to jeans and chinos.
It's a way of confirming your motorcycling credentials in places in which it is inconvenient or inappropriate to ride a motorcycle, such as cathedrals, government buildings, Boeing 767s or the APEC Red Zone.
It draws attention away from the handcuff keys on your key ring, thus saving you and your special friend from embarrassment.
And it's only ten bucks.
But it's not for everyone. So when you order yours, don't be surprised if age verification is required. Or a hardness test. And it won't be that girly Brinell one.
