FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE
as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force
bearing serious weapons.
29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED
according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the
mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the
accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after
this one.
20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT
Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis.
The other one.
26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET
as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an
unusually low body count. For them.
17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH
by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the
scenic route back
from WSBK 2011.
13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED
as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his
imaginary friends.
The BIKE ME! Merchandising Team Never Sleeps. No, you can't have some.
In January 2007, we released the BIKE ME! T shirt. It quickly became world famous in Australia.
And we saw that it was good. And we had a little drink to celebrate.
On 18 March 2007, we recovered from the hangover. Almost. And we got straight back to work.
The BIKE ME! cap came and went, and is now available only on eBay where one shaped (due to a terrible accident) like the Christ-child recently sold for US$24,000.
The BIKE ME! beanie also had its day, and is now only worn by old men who whisper of the terrifying Kawasaki H2 and drag one of their legs when they walk.
We stopped making the latest design of BIKE ME! stickers after the Church of Scientology, the Spetznaz, the NSW Labour Party and Hamas started to leave our pets alone, and we're currently working on a replacement.
BIKE ME! Polo shirts are reasonably inoffensive. We're working on a replacement design for them, too, so there's still time to get one of the Classic Good Taste models. If that's how you roll.
And we've got a couple of other projects in the pipeline. Drop back in a few weeks. Things will have probably changed. Hilarity might ensue.
