FRESH
MEATY
THINGS

4-Mar-2010
ROCKET HURLED

By The Door, who accompanied Al on Al's annual WSBK Road Party.

15-Feb-2010
HOOLIGAN GLANDS SAVAGELY SQUEEZED

By the Ducati Streetfighter S, a muscular Italian motorcycle with a penchant for gland damage.

1-Feb-2010
TENT BARBECUE TESTED

By Boon, who improvised a creative exhaust temperature gauge for the Yamaha MT-01 while on a thousand kilometre commute to a binge-drinking appointment

21-Jan-2010
THEY CALL IT STORMY MONDAY

Tuesday's just as bad, as T-Bone Walker reminds us. Wednesday's worse, he continues.
That was the day Oska went for a ride.

8-Dec-2009
CHILDREN THOUGHT OF

by the Variety Club of Queensland, whose novel method of helping children involves flinging Fatboys at people. A thing of beauty.

4-Dec-2009
CAPTION COMPETITION SETH OPENED

to get rid of some seriously cool loot which Harley-Davidson have commanded that we distribute to the BIKE ME! readership.

1-Dec-2009
BIKE ME! REVIEWER APPROVES OF BOOK ON BLACK MOTORCYCLES

as Al spends some quality time at the coffee table (or whiskey table, as he calls it) with a bottle of Makers Mark and J P Bickerstaff's Original Vincent Motorcycle.

The BIKE ME! Merchandising Team Never Sleeps. No, you can't have some.

In January 2007, we released the BIKE ME! T shirt. It quickly became world famous in Australia.

And we saw that it was good. And we had a little drink to celebrate.

On 18 March 2007, we recovered from the hangover. Almost. And we got straight back to work.

The BIKE ME! cap came and went, and is now available only on eBay where one shaped (due to a terrible accident) like the Christ-child recently sold for US$24,000.

The BIKE ME! beanie also had its day, and is now only worn by old men who whisper of the terrifying Kawasaki H2 and drag one of their legs when they walk.

We stopped making the latest design of BIKE ME! stickers after the Church of Scientology, the Spetznaz, the NSW Labour Party and Hamas started to leave our pets alone, and we're currently working on a replacement.

BIKE ME! Polo shirts are reasonably inoffensive. We're working on a replacement design for them, too, so there's still time to get one of the Classic Good Taste models. If that's how you roll.

And we've got a couple of other projects in the pipeline. Drop back in a few weeks. Things will have probably changed. Hilarity might ensue.