FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
15-Jul-2010
BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE, TOO
Or so says BIKE ME! member Simon, who got to try two Pommie lasses, and decided
he needed
the fat one.
27-Jun-2010
OTHER ISLAND VISITED
by BIKE ME! forum member lukevs, who vows to
return to the IoM like MacArthur to the Philippines, but
perhaps with not as many guns, the British police being as they are.
5-Jun-2010
OLD TREE IN FOREIGN COUNTRY LOOKED AT
by BIKE ME! forum member Future, as he continues his
Vietnamese
sojourn
25-May-2010
MATHS HOMEWORK REMAINS UNDONE
as BIKE ME! forum member Some Jerk reports on the
Pilgrim's Progress.
The BIKE ME! Merchandising Team Never Sleeps. No, you can't have some.
In January 2007, we released the BIKE ME! T shirt. It quickly became world famous in Australia.
And we saw that it was good. And we had a little drink to celebrate.
On 18 March 2007, we recovered from the hangover. Almost. And we got straight back to work.
The BIKE ME! cap came and went, and is now available only on eBay where one shaped (due to a terrible accident) like the Christ-child recently sold for US$24,000.
The BIKE ME! beanie also had its day, and is now only worn by old men who whisper of the terrifying Kawasaki H2 and drag one of their legs when they walk.
We stopped making the latest design of BIKE ME! stickers after the Church of Scientology, the Spetznaz, the NSW Labour Party and Hamas started to leave our pets alone, and we're currently working on a replacement.
BIKE ME! Polo shirts are reasonably inoffensive. We're working on a replacement design for them, too, so there's still time to get one of the Classic Good Taste models. If that's how you roll.
And we've got a couple of other projects in the pipeline. Drop back in a few weeks. Things will have probably changed. Hilarity might ensue.
