AMCN Twisty Bits

DEAR L-PLATERS

Published on March 28th, 2011 | by Boris

Please remain calm, L-Platers. Do not scurry off and hide under the furniture, trembling like wild fawns, slick with the sweat of your own fear. I am here to help you. Honest. This will not take... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

FACELESS MASSES

Published on February 9th, 2011 | by Boris

Do you know why they offer a man facing a firing squad or a hanging a hood? Would it surprise you to discover it’s not because there’s concern over the feelings of the condemned man who... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

BACK ON ALL FOUR TROTTERS, PLEASE

Published on December 31st, 2010 | by Boris

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I weary of being considered proto-criminal effluent by public servants sworn to protect me from evil. Hell, what with bastard aging and familial responsibilities, I’ve been good... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

DEAR BEIGE

Published on December 8th, 2010 | by Boris

I need to speak to you again. Albeit briefly, while I bravely control my rich nausea of you even at this remove. There are clearly lots of things about motorcycling you’re still not understanding. No, I... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

ATGANFI

Published on November 30th, 2010 | by Boris

Hands up those of you who took up motorcycling because it was a safe and economical way of getting around. Yes. OK. Go stand over there. Now, hands up those of you who think fluoro vests... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

LIES ABOUT THE LITRES

Published on November 8th, 2010 | by Boris

Can someone tell me why nearly all of our young riders (and an obscene proportion of our older ones) are such pathetic chicken-bitches? Their hyperventilated panicking appears on cue each time any reference is made to... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

YES, MINISTER

Published on September 30th, 2010 | by Boris

IT is clear to even the dumbest NSW government staffer that the Keneally government is in its death throes. It is like a gut-shot dog, whining and trembling and dragging its flea-bitten form under the house... Read More


Articles

HARLEY-DAVIDSON 2010 LAUNCH

Published on August 30th, 2010 | by Daniel Cousins

Boon goes where no young man has ever gone before… to ride Harleys Photography: Lou Martin It was a pretty average Tuesday until Borrie bellowed at me from his office, demanding my presence. Usually this occurs... Read More


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