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ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES

Published on August 19th, 2011 | by Boris

The motorcycling drug enters our bodies in different ways. This is how Scrambles was turned into a smelly biker junkie... Read More


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OPEN LETTER TO SWANN INSURANCE

Published on August 7th, 2011 | by Boris

Dear Swann Insurance, we need to talk. It’s about that animated commercial you lot have organised, and which I see every time there’s a MotoGP on. Which is unfortunate, seeing as how it causes me to... Read More


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ROLLIN’ WITH THE PROS – Part II

Published on March 29th, 2011 | by Boris

“It just doesn’t fit,” Rennie said, jiggling the high-pressure superhose around the compressor fitting, while I held the air-delivery end on the tyre stem and warded the truck battery, which was now wired to the compressor.... Read More


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DEAR L-PLATERS

Published on March 28th, 2011 | by Boris

Please remain calm, L-Platers. Do not scurry off and hide under the furniture, trembling like wild fawns, slick with the sweat of your own fear. I am here to help you. Honest. This will not take... Read More


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FACELESS MASSES

Published on February 9th, 2011 | by Boris

Do you know why they offer a man facing a firing squad or a hanging a hood? Would it surprise you to discover it’s not because there’s concern over the feelings of the condemned man who... Read More


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BACK ON ALL FOUR TROTTERS, PLEASE

Published on December 31st, 2010 | by Boris

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I weary of being considered proto-criminal effluent by public servants sworn to protect me from evil. Hell, what with bastard aging and familial responsibilities, I’ve been good... Read More


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DEAR BEIGE

Published on December 8th, 2010 | by Boris

I need to speak to you again. Albeit briefly, while I bravely control my rich nausea of you even at this remove. There are clearly lots of things about motorcycling you’re still not understanding. No, I... Read More


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