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RUDE SHOUTY MAN MAKES TASTY SANDWICHES
Published on June 9th, 2014 | by Al
Rob’s invitations are Anglo-Saxon, bawdy, profane and scatological.... Read More →
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Borrie's Blog
TRYING TIMES
Published on June 5th, 2014 | by Boris
“O tempore! O mores!” the great Roman orator, Cicero, observed as he fed Lucius Sergius Catilina a plate full of hot cock in the Roman Senate some time back. It translates as “O the times! O... Read More →
Snowy's Stanzas
SNOWY’S STANZAS 1
Published on June 5th, 2014 | by Snowy
ON THE HUME HIGHWAY Ha! NSW Highway Patrol – 0 Me – 1 Silverwater to south side of Canberra in two hours and 30 mins exactamundo. Double demerit that, fuckers. The Hume Highway Hustle. If it’s... Read More →
Borrie's Blog
MINISTER MULDER, YOU’RE A DICKHEAD
Published on May 27th, 2014 | by Boris
I’m gonna get a bit sweary here. So if you’re all sensitive and Christian and shit, fuck off now and save yourself the butt-hurt. Just the other day, the Victorian opposition came briefly to its senses... Read More →
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WAR MENTIONED
Published on May 25th, 2014 | by Al
I should have been paying attention to the traffic, rather than thinking about war and hunting, but I’m a risk taker.... Read More →
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BOLSHEVIK SABOTAGE SUSPECTED
Published on May 19th, 2014 | by Al
She said no. I got on my motorcycle and rode to the Highway 61 bike show at Bankstown Showgrounds... Read More →
Borrie's Blog
CONGRATULATIONS, VICTORIA. YOU’VE MURDERED MOTORCYCLING
Published on May 14th, 2014 | by Boris
It is because your infantile piece-of-shit government, backed by its paid-for-and-funded pseudo-science-loving university at Monash has subscribed to the Vision Zero Initiative... Read More →
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SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY
Published on May 12th, 2014 | by Al
“You mean”, she asked, “that you go insane if you don’t go for a ride?”... Read More →
Borrie's Blog
THE TRANSGRESSION OF THE HIPSTER
Published on May 9th, 2014 | by Boris
It was only a matter of time before the vile Hipster turned his attention to my beloved motorcycling, spread wide its exclusive little hams with his freshly tattooed fingers, and jammed his horrid phallus deep into its hitherto private parts... Read More →
Borrie's Blog
THE PRICE OF STUPID
Published on May 6th, 2014 | by Boris
It’s been six weeks since I flung myself into the side of an SUV. In almost four decades of riding, it is far and away the worst incident I have ever had in terms of personal... Read More →
