FRESH
MEATY
THINGS

11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE

as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force bearing serious weapons.

29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED

according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after this one.

20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT

Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis. The other one.

26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET

as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an unusually low body count. For them.

17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH

by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the scenic route back from WSBK 2011.

13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED

as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his imaginary friends.

Reader's Bikes:

Share your bike with us!

To save us all getting loaded and coming over to your place and demanding the keys, why not write a couple of pages on your bike?

Not only does it stop us coming over, but it gives you evangelical types the chance to get that weirdo fanatic glint in your eye and tell us how fantastic and under-rated your motorcycle is. You ride a BMW, huh? You don't say.

Write us a yarn and email it to webslave@. Microsoft Word if you can, else WordPad or just plain text in your email. With a pic or four. JPEGs are good for us.

Then call up all your friends and tell them that you're famous and have written an article which is published on an influential motorcycling web site. If they're smart, they'll want to visit you. Because they know that we haven't come over, had a blast on your bike and drunk everything in the house.

			17-Aug-2010 Spiky had a GSX-R 750. And some old war wounds. It was time for a replacement.

	15-Jul-2010 BIKE ME! member Simon has a Rocket III. He's not complaining		17-Apr-2009 BIKE ME! member Septic bought a Suzuki GSF 1200S Bandit. He feels he must explain why.

	8-Jun-2008 Troppo scored a ride on the new Triumph Street Triple. A long ride.		31-May-2008 When it comes to boxers, Sonny is a serial offender. His second offence was a BMW R1150R Rockster. A brown bike.

	21-May-2008 Klink presents his 2004 Triumph Speed Triple		1-May-2008 Gromit got to ride the BMW HP2 Megamoto. He hasn't traded his GSX on one yet, but he understands

	15-Apr-2008 Swifty explains why the Yamaha TRX 850		12-Apr-2008 Thommo shows us his subtly modified 2005 Yamaha FJR-1300A

	7-Apr-2008 BIKE ME! forum member Rockster1150 tells of his first bimmer - the BMW R80RT		24-Aug-2007 Klink has forsaken his Buell, and purchased the TausendJahresBike - the BMW R1200R