FRESH
MEATY
THINGS

11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE

as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force bearing serious weapons.

29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED

according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after this one.

20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT

Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis. The other one.

26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET

as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an unusually low body count. For them.

17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH

by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the scenic route back from WSBK 2011.

13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED

as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his imaginary friends.

News Archives:

Sometimes when a news item gets old and we don't want to delete it because we like it, we put it here. It generally means that we've mangled a press release in a pathetic schoolboy attempt at humour.

C'est la vie.

			18-Dec-2008 BIKE ME! announces the 2008 Harley Davidson giveaway.

	6-Oct-2008 BMW present the BMW Lo Rider. We swear they think it's just a shallow V-twin		9-Jun-2008 Ducati releases the shagariffic International Bike of Mystery in Australia

	25-May-2008 The Triumph Bonneville Turns 50		16-Nov-2007 Hydrogen. It's all right now. In fact, it's a gas.

	4-Nov-2007 Hyosung Supplies Bikes for GART		30-Oct-2007 High Country Riders Urged to Book Early

	27-Oct-2007 Suzuki Biplane		19-Apr-2007 Joe Rocket knows what women want. No, seriously, guys.