FRESH
MEATY
THINGS

11-Dec-2011
CAMOUFLAGE PROVES EFFECTIVE

as Al found out when his latest ride was staked out by the NSW Police Force bearing serious weapons.

29-Sep-2011
WINDSCREEN EASILY REMOVED AND REPLACED

according to Boris, even for someone with a hot French manicure and the mechanical ability of a lost pony. We'll be hanging around outside the accountant's office when he puts his expenses in after this one.

20-Aug-2011
INDEE 500 RACE REPORT

Yes, we do have a sub-editor. No, not Indianapolis. The other one.

26-Jun-2011
GIRL CALLED MARY VISIBLY UPSET

as Ian and Snowy go for a trail ride with an unusually low body count. For them.

17-Mar-2011
AIR SUCKED BETWEEN TEETH

by the bloke at the Buchan servo, as Dan and Al take the scenic route back from WSBK 2011.

13-Mar-2011
FICTITIOUS JOURNEY RECOUNTED

as Boris pens a fictional account of his fictitious ride to WSBK 2011 Phillip Island with his imaginary friends.

Dramatis Personae

BIKE ME! is put together by a crack team of skilled and responsible professionals. Every one of the inmates at BIKE ME! rides a motorcycle. No exceptions. Except for Paul, who's a big girl's blouse.

The Team
	Boris Mihailovic You either already know about Boris Mihailovic, in which case you know what you're in for, or you don't, in which case let me tell you that Boris enjoys motorcycles, beer and girls. He used to like colouring in, but that was a while back. Boris writes a column called Twisty Bits for Australian Motorcycle News (AMCN) every second issue, just to keep the death threats coming.

	Ian Buckley - Jedi Master Amazingly, Ian has no tattoos. It took Boris a while to trust him because of this. And each time he takes Boris riding anywhere he injures Boris very badly. But Ian knows so much about so much to do with motorcycling, it's actually quite upsetting to those of us who thought we knew it. He actually knows how a bike works and what makes them go fast and handle well. This is very funny, 'cos he lets Borrie race them. He's nonetheless a bloke of great beautness whose favourite nature picture is that of a six metre croc holding a dead pig in its mouth. Ladies, ask him to show you how a crocodile crawls up a mudbank. Go on.
	Andrew McClymont - Director of Photography Widely believed to be Elvis's love child, Andrew often wears polyester jumpsuits. Possessing enormous strength, he routinely handles cameras that are twice his own body weight. Andrew has a website at www.andrewmcclymont.com.
	Alan Moon Boris had heard that the Internet was invented by a bloke called Al; and when after his sixth beer one night Al claimed to have invented the Internet to store his porn collection, Boris dragooned him as BIKE ME! webmaster directly.
	Steve Brouggy Steve is the grooviest man in motorcycling. A former disco and line-dancing champion, Steve loves to turn out his funky moves for the layyyydeees... dig it! Yeah... (Apart from that, Steve also runs California Superbike School here in Oz).

	Apostolos Nestor - Art Director a.k.a. Paul. By day a mild-mannered talented graphic designer whose deep and passionate love of naked girls causes him to produce the world's finest naked-girl magazine. And he cooks awesome Greek barbecues. By night he cries softly, and delves deeply into the world of two-wheeled motorised mayhem in his attempt to make BIKE ME! as purdee as his naked-girl magazine. He also wants to buy a bike, but Borrie keeps trying to talk him out of it. Yeah, ok...