FRESH
MEATY
THINGS

28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED

by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the Power of Ganesh.

17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED

As the Local Trash head for Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.

15-Jul-2010
BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE, TOO

Or so says BIKE ME! member Simon, who got to try two Pommie lasses, and decided he needed the fat one.

27-Jun-2010
OTHER ISLAND VISITED

by BIKE ME! forum member lukevs, who vows to return to the IoM like MacArthur to the Philippines, but perhaps with not as many guns, the British police being as they are.

5-Jun-2010
OLD TREE IN FOREIGN COUNTRY LOOKED AT

by BIKE ME! forum member Future, as he continues his Vietnamese sojourn

25-May-2010
MATHS HOMEWORK REMAINS UNDONE

as BIKE ME! forum member Some Jerk reports on the Pilgrim's Progress.

Dramatis Personae

BIKE ME! is put together by a crack team of skilled and responsible professionals. Every one of the inmates at BIKE ME! rides a motorcycle. No exceptions. Except for Paul, who's a big girl's blouse.

The Team
	Boris Mihailovic You either already know about Boris Mihailovic, in which case you know what you're in for, or you don't, in which case let me tell you that Boris enjoys motorcycles, beer and girls. He used to like colouring in, but that was a while back. Boris writes a column called Twisty Bits for Australian Motorcycle News (AMCN) every second issue, just to keep the death threats coming.

	Ian Buckley - Jedi Master Amazingly, Ian has no tattoos. It took Boris a while to trust him because of this. And each time he takes Boris riding anywhere he injures Boris very badly. But Ian knows so much about so much to do with motorcycling, it's actually quite upsetting to those of us who thought we knew it. He actually knows how a bike works and what makes them go fast and handle well. This is very funny, 'cos he lets Borrie race them. He's nonetheless a bloke of great beautness whose favourite nature picture is that of a six metre croc holding a dead pig in its mouth. Ladies, ask him to show you how a crocodile crawls up a mudbank. Go on.
	Andrew McClymont - Director of Photography Widely believed to be Elvis's love child, Andrew often wears polyester jumpsuits. Possessing enormous strength, he routinely handles cameras that are twice his own body weight. Andrew has a website at www.andrewmcclymont.com.
	Alan Moon Boris had heard that the Internet was invented by a bloke called Al; and when after his sixth beer one night Al claimed to have invented the Internet to store his porn collection, Boris dragooned him as BIKE ME! webmaster directly.
	Steve Brouggy Steve is the grooviest man in motorcycling. A former disco and line-dancing champion, Steve loves to turn out his funky moves for the layyyydeees... dig it! Yeah... (Apart from that, Steve also runs California Superbike School here in Oz).

	Apostolos Nestor - Art Director a.k.a. Paul. By day a mild-mannered talented graphic designer whose deep and passionate love of naked girls causes him to produce the world's finest naked-girl magazine. And he cooks awesome Greek barbecues. By night he cries softly, and delves deeply into the world of two-wheeled motorised mayhem in his attempt to make BIKE ME! as purdee as his naked-girl magazine. He also wants to buy a bike, but Borrie keeps trying to talk him out of it. Yeah, ok...